I was trying to hunt down a Twister bed spread the other day when I happened across this almost-as-fun Twister beach towel. Once I finished imagining the possibilities of such a wonderous invention, a few things in the ad grabbed by attention.... not in a good way either.
#1-the dodgy photoshoped-in beech scene.
#2- the unusual choice of models, you would think a hot bathing-suit clad couple would be more appealing to all.
#3- the socks on both these 'geezers'. What was wrong with that mans feet that black socks were a better option?

All this image brings to mind are the words 'Oi Oi' and a dodgy sky-one show starring Julian Clarey. Grim.