#1 - Canadian streaky maple bacon: Pure and simple, cooked by the pound and eaten in one sitting with added maple syrup. This was a daily ritual on my 3 week trip to Canadia a while back.
#2 - Bacon in a Tube: for reasons similar to number one but not as harsh on the back pocket - I don't mean financially, I mean literally.(Grease stains are a total mare)
#3 - Bacon Bra: Titties and bacon, life's simplest pleasures. (Surely safer cooked though?)
#4 - Bacon Lip Balm: For pocket sized bacon freshness.
#5 - Giant bacon and Egg bagel- from one of my fave sites, Pimp That Snack, check out their patented bacon weave.
Plus two little bonuses, this amazing website:
and this rather amusing pic.And finally, one which I have yet to make my mind up on, but do plan on investigating further, it's bacon lube.
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